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Message # 3521.3.2 Subject: Re: Not wet- but could be messy Date: Sat 03/05/03 23:23:01 GMT Name: Sean Traverse Email: seantraverse@hotmail.com Website: groups.msn.com/wetlookpics |
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Good one Kev |
In reply to Message (3521.3) Not wet- but could be messy
By kev - kev.styx@ntlworld.com Sat 03/05/03 23:19:15 GMT here's another for you:
How does a blind bungy jumper know when he's getting near the ground?
Cos the lead to his guide dog suddenly goes slack! |
In reply to Message (3521) Kinda wetlook related...HUMOUR!!
By Wet Brian - bdann0875@rootesgroup.fslife.co.uk Sat 03/05/03 21:00:54 GMT Website: www.apex-wetlook.co.uk Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Mary suddenly jumped into the deep end. She sunk to the bottom and stayed there motionless.
Jim promptly jumped in to save her. He swam to the bottom and pulled Mary out.
When the medical director became aware of Jim's heroic act he immediately ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered him to be mentally stable.
When he went to tell Jim the news he said, "Jim, I have good news and bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses.
The bad news is, Mary, the patient you saved, hung herself with her bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but she's dead."
Jim replied, "She's not dead, I put her there to dry."
Brian
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