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Subject: Re:What would people like me to wear next time i go for a swim in the sea?

Date: Fri 24/07/20 00:10:22 GMT

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Culottes! Like the ones Joan Collins wore in the 1977 movie "Empire Of The Ants". It's one of the worst horror movies ever made and is therefore unintentionally hilarious. There's the added bonus of Joan herself getting saturated on several occasions wearing a splendid pair of off-white culottes and boots. The way they flap wetly around her legs as she runs around in a Florida swamp is a joy to behold and it still stirs spasms of lust in the loins of this here old timer who saw the movie when it first came out back in the day when the nearest we got to porn was pictures of scantily clad natives in the National Geographic in the dentist's waiting room.

Look the movie up - there are several wet scenes involving Joan, some other woman in button fly pants and boots and there's even a blond in wet jeans.

Anyway, culottes are back in fashion nowadays yet the majority of the producers think we want to see ever more pouting halfwits in denim. Denim has the same effect on me as potassium bromide in the tea they used to give to soldiers to keep them out of the brothels.

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What would people like me to wear next time i go for a swim in the sea? [nt]

By Elena - Thu 23/07/20 15:45:21 GMT

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